You know how sometimes something happens in your life, and you feel like not only did you lose precious moments of drawing breath, but you also died a little inside? Multiply that by about five and you have how I feel right now. I just got out of a marketing meeting and I'm just despondent, for lack of a better word. Why don't all marketing people just say, "The sky is blue", "Children like ice cream", and "Rex Grossman is a lousy quarterback"? It would be just as true, take just as much thinking, and waste a lot less time than any of their stupid meetings. Honestly, I'm not a great marketing mind, but I already know everything they told me.