"My bedroom walls were in serious need of redecoration, and I do mean serious. The previous color was peach, for crying out loud. Peach has never been a good color for walls, never. Plus, there was an unsightly hole where I had put my elbow through the wall in a fit of rage years prior. I'm lucky I didn't connect with a stud; I had some pretty good force going on that one. So my work was cut out for me.
"I had visions in my head of the most brilliantly decorated walls in history..."