Take that, eh?

In your face, Canada! For the second year in a row, one of your nerd children finished second to a cornfed American nerd in the spelling bee. You stink like poo! It's the Scripps National Spelling Bee, not the Scripps Continental Spelling Bee. You don't see Mexico trying to get in like a 15-year-old girl with a fake ID, do you? It's bad enough you have to budge in on our professional baseball and hockey leagues. Why don't you try developing your own culture, instead of weezin' off our gig? No, Kids in the Hall doesn't count as "culture." I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I see a bespectacled Canuck pip-squeak trying to match wits with the indomitable Stuart Scott on primetime ABC. That's right, the American Broadcasting Company. Ursprache!